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The Software Glitch That Made Gas Free

Some People Will Try Anything To Save On Gas

Imagine if every time you swiped your fuel rewards card, your gas pump just handed you free fuel. Sounds like a dream come true, right? Well, it happened—at least for one Nebraska woman. Over roughly six to seven months, she exploited a software glitch that let her pump an estimated 7,400 gallons of gas without paying a dime. The total free fuel came to nearly $27,000–$28,000, until, predictably, the law caught up with her. While her double-swiping stunt might seem like the ultimate hack for free gas, it ended with felony theft charges—a cautionary tale that’s as wild as it is funny.

DIY Fuel-Saving Contraptions: Genius or Gimmick?

Acetone Anecdotes

Some folks claim that adding  acetone to gasoline will magically boost your mileage by improving vaporization and even cleaning the injectors. Sounds promising, doesn’t it?

The Reality?

  • No Proven Mileage Gains: Multiple tests have debunked this myth, and modern gasoline already contains optimized additives.

  • Risk of Damage: Acetone is a strong solvent that can degrade plastic and rubber components in your fuel system—leading to costly repairs.

  • Old-School Advice: While this trick circulates as “old wisdom,” today’s engines aren’t built for such alterations.

Adding acetone might sound like a DIY miracle, but it’s more likely to harm your engine than help your wallet.

The Fuel Doctor FD-47 Fiasco

Ever heard of the Fuel Doctor FD-47? This little gadget plugs into your car’s cigarette lighter and promises to “condition” your vehicle’s power supply, boosting your miles per gallon by up to 25%.

The Reality?

  • Nothing More Than LEDs: Disassembly shows it’s essentially just a circuit board with LED lights—no secret fuel conditioning happening.

  • Inconsistent Results: In rare cases, users have seen minimal improvements (if any), but nothing that justifies the cost.

  • Overhyped: The FD-47 is more flash than substance, and independent reviews consistently dismiss its claims.

The Fuel Doctor is more hype than help—its only effect might be lighting up your dashboard, not your fuel savings.

HHO (Water Fuel) Kits

Then there are the HHO kits, which claim to use your car’s alternator to power an electrolytic cell that splits water into hydrogen and oxygen. The idea is that the resulting “HHO” gas, when fed into the engine, helps boost combustion and, consequently, fuel efficiency.

The Reality?

  • Energy Losses Galore: Electrolysis requires more energy than the hydrogen’s combustion can replace. In short, you’re burning more fuel to make the gas than you save by using it.

  • Potential Engine Risks: Introducing extra hydrogen without proper engine calibration can lead to misfires or even damage over time.

  • Debunked Claims: Multiple tests and expert reviews have shown that these kits don’t deliver any meaningful fuel economy gains.

HHO kits might sound like a sci-fi solution, but they’re a net loss for your wallet—and your engine.

Magnetic Fuel Savers

Magnetic fuel savers are perhaps the most common of all “miracle” devices. They claim that by attaching a magnet to your fuel line, the device can realign the fuel molecules so they burn more efficiently.

The Reality?

  • No Scientific Basis: Fuel (a non-polar liquid) simply doesn’t respond to magnetic fields in the way proponents claim.

  • Ineffective at Best: Studies and tests consistently show no measurable improvement in fuel economy when using these magnets.

  • Risky Misconception: Relying on magnets for fuel savings can distract from proven methods like regular maintenance and smart driving habits.

While it might be tempting to clip on a magnet and hope for a miracle, scientific testing has repeatedly shown that magnetic fuel savers don’t deliver any real benefits.

A Word of Caution

It might be tempting to try every trick in the book—from double-swiping a rewards card to mixing strange additives into your gas—but the risks far outweigh any potential rewards. Not only can these methods damage your vehicle, but they could also land you in legal or financial trouble. Real savings come from proper vehicle maintenance, fuel-efficient driving habits, and, of course, smart choices when buying your car.

Some shortcuts might be entertaining to hear about, but remember: the only free gas you should be getting is from a well-oiled deal—one that comes with genuine savings and honest service.

Ready for Genuine Savings?

While these wild schemes make for entertaining stories, the only smart move is to invest in a vehicle that’s built to save you money mile after mile. Instead of risking engine damage or legal woes by trying dubious contraptions, why not choose a ride that’s engineered for reliability and efficiency?

Check out our inventory here to find your next vehicle—and drive home with real savings.

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The Red Bow Effect - A Good Laugh And Great Ads

Laughing All the Way Into Your Driveway

We’ve all seen them—those holiday car commercials where someone surprises their partner with a shiny new car topped with a giant red bow. Sure, it might be a bit over the top, but there’s no denying its effectiveness. Why? Because in that moment, you’re not just looking at a car—you’re picturing yourself in that scene, with the keys in hand and the driveway moment unfolding.

And that’s the brilliance of great car ads. They make you laugh, smile, or dream about the possibilities, all while quietly planting the idea that this car could be yours. Whether it’s a pint-sized Darth Vader trying to summon the Force or Joe Isuzu making outrageously funny claims, these ads aren’t just about entertainment—they’re about sparking your imagination and showing you a car you can’t stop thinking about.

So, let’s take a look at some of the funniest and most memorable car commercials—and how they’ve helped put your own dream car in your driveway.

The Early Days: Jingles and Smiles

In the 1950s and ’60s, car commercials were simple and cheerful, focused on connecting with families and evoking adventure. They might seem quaint today, but they were doing the same thing modern ads do—getting people to think, “That could be us.”

  • Chevrolet’s “See the USA in Your Chevrolet”: This iconic jingle was pure Americana, promising freedom and adventure. It wasn’t just about selling a car; it was about selling the idea of where that car could take you. And it worked—families across America flocked to dealerships to make that dream a reality.

Humor Takes the Wheel: The Rise of Funny Ads

By the 1980s, car commercials started leaning on humor to stand out. But even as they made us laugh, the goal remained the same: sparking enough curiosity to make us take a closer look.

  • Joe Isuzu: The King of Exaggeration: Joe Isuzu, with his over-the-top claims (“This car gets 94 miles per gallon!”), didn’t just make viewers laugh. He made them think, “What’s the real story?” That curiosity led many to check out Isuzu’s lineup for themselves—and often, they left with a car.

  • Dodge’s “That Thing Got a HEMI?”: With its simple humor and unforgettable catchphrase, this campaign didn’t just sell trucks. It sold the power and excitement of Dodge’s HEMI engine. And once you’d laughed at the ad, you were hooked on the idea of someone asking you the same thing. Yes it does!

The Viral Era: Cars Meet the Internet

As car ads went viral in the digital age, they became even more focused on building an emotional connection—and getting viewers to take the next step.

  • Volkswagen’s “The Force”: A pint-sized Darth Vader using the Force to start a Volkswagen Passat? It was funny, relatable, and downright adorable. But beyond the laughs, it made viewers think about the Passat’s features (like remote start) and how those might fit into their own lives.

  • Kia’s Dancing Hamsters: Kia took the Soul from practical to playful with their quirky hamster campaign. Those jogging-suit-clad rodents didn't just dance, they made them a must-have part of your wardrobe right alongside your new car.

  • Honda’s “Cog”: This mesmerizing ad turned Honda’s engineering into art, with car parts playing an elaborate game of dominoes in a Rube Goldberg machine. It was so absurdly precise, you might have thought, 'If they can do that with a muffler, imagine what they could do with a whole car.

Modern Laughs: Humor Meets Technology

Today’s car ads use humor and cutting-edge tech to make you smile—and to remind you how much fun life can be with the right car.

  • Toyota’s “Sheep Choir”: A herd of sheep singing Queen’s “Somebody to Love” while riding in a Tacoma’s truck bed? It was hilarious and weird, but it also showcased the Tacoma’s ruggedness and versatility.

  • Subaru’s “Dog Tested, Dog Approved”: These lovable canine-driven ads weren’t just funny; they spoke directly to pet owners, reminding them that Subaru vehicles are built for the whole family—four-legged members included.

The Lasting Power Of A Good Laugh - And An Even Better Experience

Let’s face it—funny car commercials aren’t just there to make you laugh. They’re there to make you remember. When you see a pint-sized Darth Vader using the Force or a hamster rocking a tracksuit, it’s not just entertainment—it’s a subtle nudge. You’re not just watching an ad; you’re imagining that car in your world. The remote start becomes your morning magic trick. The HEMI? Your ticket to unstoppable power. And that compact SUV with all the personality? It’s practically begging for a road trip with your dog in the backseat.

Humor works because it makes cars relatable, aspirational, and just a little more fun to imagine in your driveway—giant red bow included (or not, your call).

Great car ads know how to stick with you, and that’s exactly what we strive for, too. We want to earn your business with an experience that’s as smooth and memorable as your favorite ad—but way more personal. Whether it’s finding the perfect ride or making the process stress-free and enjoyable, we’re here to be the real deal you can count on—not just today, but every step of the way.

Our inventory changes faster than a hamster in a Soul, which means there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Take a look at our quality used cars and find the one that’s just right for you. After all, finding the perfect car is only the start of your journey. The rest comes from having a team that’s ready to help make it yours—every mile of the way.

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